One Liner Wednesday 015

   Could I have failed to post One-Liners any harder? Oh well, here's some good ones...

(names have been changed)

"If I lay down in the grass like this it gives me more power." Tom, 1st grade

"You're right but you're a big percent wrong." -Lisa, 3rd grade

"I'm like a wet hurricane!" -Flo, 1st grade

"My brain tells me what to say. Am I a genius, or what?!" -Brandon, 1st grade

Till next time!

Love, Little Mouse

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   Just a few little funny quotes from the kids this week.

"Ms. Samantha, you look more prettier today than yesterday!" -Chondra, 1st grade

"I sound like a horse." -Eric, 1st grade

"They're so old that they're dead." -Lizzy, 3rd grade

"I face planted." -Annie, 1st grade

Thanks guys, till next time.

Love, Little Mouse

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One-Liner Wednesday 013

   I know. I know.

   I have been the worst at posting lately and I feel so bad about it, but I've been swamped with work and other responsibilities. I haven't had a great deal of extra time to edit and post frequently. I realized today that I haven't posted any funny kid quotes over the whole summer and I have so, so many that I've collected. So it's time to share! (As always, the names have been changed)


"I'm gonna catch a hermit person. And they're gonna live in my house. I can't wait to catch my first hermit person." -Dale, 2nd grade

"This is no time to eat breakfast inside!" -Ray, 2nd grade

"You sound like a little rat." -Katy, 2nd grade

"Like when your sister dresses up really nice for a party." -Me
"No, she dresses ugly." -Seth
"That's not very nice to say." -Me
"But she does dress ugly!" -Seth, 2nd grade

"But I'm not an awesome summer girl with a hat, like you!" -Lizzy, 3rd grade

"Everyday I'm smelling something different!" -Brandon, 1st grade

Till next time guys!

Love, Little Mouse 

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   So school has actually been out for Summer break for a week now. It should be that I have more time, but I feel like I've actually been busier in the last week than the last three months. Crazy.

   Anyway, I'll stop dawdling and get on with the funny quotes. A mix from the kiddos from work and my friends.

"Nachos are one of those things you can eat and eat, and suddenly you're fat." -LM

"You smell like dish wash soap." J

"He's my giant brother." Eric, 2nd grade

"Does your mom even love you?" Seth, 2nd grade

Till next time.

Love, Little Mouse

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   Here's a few fun one-liners from the kids and my friends this week.

"Millie, can you color the border on the paper, please?" -Me
"I'm going to color you!"-Millie, 2nd grade.

"I'm creepy. I'm a banana." -Kat, 2nd grade

"What's a swan?" -Seth
"A type of bird." -Teacher
"Oh, then I'm allergic to swans." -Seth, 2nd grade 

"Hey! Did I tell you what my new favorite cereal is?" -N.

"People think this is a joke, but it's not a joke. This is my life. This is my REAL life." -J

Till next time, guys.

Love, Little Mouse

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"Miss Samantha, we're taking a shower!" (it was raining) -Nate, 2nd grade

"Can you buy me a diamond sword?!" -Harry, 1st grade
"I'm not buying you any swords. Who do you think I am?" -Teacher

"I had to get something injected into my butt." -Jason, 1st grade (when asked why he went to the doctor)

"I like your smell." -Jane, 2nd grade

Till next time.

Love, Little Mouse

One-Liner Wednesday 09

   I have less than ten minutes of Wednesday left, so let's get to the one-liners!

"I don't know what's going on here." -Ray, 2nd grade

"I wrote Batman. Sharks are scared of Batman." -Richard, 1st grade

"It's easy, like guacamole and cheese!" -Kat, 2nd grade

"Teacher! This pencil has two pencils!" -Nathan, 2nd grade


   Thanks for reading, sorry for not posting more during the week. I honestly don't have a good reason for it, just didn't feel like taking and editing pictures. However, I will have some more fun posts up tomorrow and over the weekend.

Till next time!

Love, Little Mouse

One Liner Wednesday 08

   Today's quotes are all from second graders with very big personalities. 
   (As always, the names have been changed.)

 
"It smells like cheese in here!" -Emma

"Can I use my fancy pencil?" -Jill

"How about a unibird? It has a horn, and it's a bird." -Dale

"I don't want to sit down, I just don't like the floor!" -Millie

"Okay, okay, let's get to work. Get serious." -Ray

Stay feisty guys.

Love, Little Mouse

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"You've gotta let relationships sprout and grow organically. Like Ezekiel bread." -L.

"You're pudgy and heavy." Ray, 2nd grade

"I'm gonna have a drink now." Seth, 2nd grade. 
(He interrupted the teacher during a math lesson to make this statement.)

"Miss Samantha, you going home to take a nap?" Seth, 2nd grade
"Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing." Me

Till next time.

Love, Little Mouse

One-Liner Wednesday 06

   My favorite latest quotes from the kids at work and my friends. All names have been changed, of course.

   "I just don't understand how life works."-N., 17

   "His hairs look handsome."-Seth, 2nd grade

   "A long time ago I figured out I have asthma. I controlled it." Mark, 2nd grade

The weekend is nigh. Till next time.

Love, Little Mouse

One-Liner Wednesday 05

My last post was quite emotional. I thought it would be good to get back into the habit of sharing some silly things the kids at work have said that make me laugh.

These ones are all from a second grader I'll refer to as Dale. He is a very clever little kiddo, and he says some pretty hilarious things.

"I don't have to take my medicine anymore, I'm free!" (I asked why he wasn't eating his breakfast)

"If you call people fat, it's not nice." (correcting his friend's inappropriate behavior)

"At the end of the day, we're getting married right?" (to the little girl he has a crush on)

(And my most favorite quote from him yet...)
Me: "Can you give me a sentence using the word beautiful?"
Dale: "What's that?"
Me: "Beautiful is a word we use when something is very, very pretty."
Dale: "Oh. Well then, you're beautiful." 
        {Let me tell you, I almost cried in front of this kid. So sweet.}

Till next time.

Love, Little Mouse

One-Liner Wednesdays 04

It's been a while since I've done a One-Liner Wednesdays, so I have quite a few good ones saved up. I'll just share a few for today though, all of them from one of the funniest kiddos, whom I'll call Ray. He's a second grader.

Me: "Sit down please."
Ray: "Well I could if I had a chair."

"You're so comfortable, it's cuz you're squishy."

"Miss Samantha, your hair is SO big!"

"Need a hug?" (he overheard me sigh in frustration)

"Batman likes bats, not rats!"

"It's alive, it's ALIVE!!" (while reading the Gingerbread Man)

Till next time!

Love, Little Mouse

One-Liner Wednesday 03

Daniel: "Why are you sneezing?"
Teacher: "I have allergies."
Daniel: "What are you allergic to?"
Teacher: "Lots of things-"
Daniel, interrupting "Don't say us."

Till 2015

Love, Little Mouse

One Liner Wednesday 02...except it's Thursday

So I dropped the ball on posting yesterday thanks to an inconvenient cold I've somehow wound up with. Though it is belated, I hope you do enjoy this week's one liners. I may start including one-liners that I hear outside of working with the kids as well, because my friends say some pretty hysterical things...

The names of all the kids have been changed.

"It's shmarshmellows!" Mark, regarding a picture of snowballs.
Shmarshmellows are my favorite. 

"Teacher! He keeps saying penguin!" John
"Aww, sweet penguin." Jesse coos, patting John's head.

Me: "Find the spikey star."
Dale: "You mean the snowflake."
Me: "Yes, that is actually what I meant."

Laila: "Do you want to ask him what we're supposed to do?" (we were debating on entering a speak-easy)
Me: "Nah, I'm just going to look it up online and see what we need to do."
Laila: "Wow, that's very nerdy of you."

Till next time!

Love, Little Mouse

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One-Liner Wednesday 01

   I work as a classroom aide with special needs students at an elementary school. Needless to say, I hear some pretty funny things come out of the mouths of these little ones. I've been recording the little one-liners that make me laugh the most for a few weeks now in my journal, but I think that sharing these funny little expressions would be a great way to spread some joy and laughter. These little expressions make me so happy and they remind me why I love working with kids. I hope that you, dear reader (if in fact anyone is reading this at all), will enjoy these little one-liners as much as I did. 
   As you read them, picture the tiny, excited faces of a little boy or girl and the emotions that might pair with their expression. It will make it all the more entertaining for you. I'll share as many of these little one-liners as I can gather on Wednesdays.
   
   All names have been changed...

Teacher: "Great job, Ray!"
Ray (2nd grade): "Yeah, I guess."
Me: "You're not happy with your work?"
Ray: "Yeah, it's okay. I guess."

Me: "Amanda, please sit down and don't shout in class."
Amanda (2nd grade): "You don't know me!!" (Shouting, of course.)

Teacher: "It's time to count how many days we've been in school."
Brad (1st grade): "Shaaaall we?"

Jesse (1st grade), giggling, then shouting across the room with a Mario-like accent: 
"I like-ah dah penguin!"
Teacher: "Jesse, enough with the penguins." 

   I love my job. More to come next week!

Love, Little Mouse