One-Liner Wednesdays 04

It's been a while since I've done a One-Liner Wednesdays, so I have quite a few good ones saved up. I'll just share a few for today though, all of them from one of the funniest kiddos, whom I'll call Ray. He's a second grader.

Me: "Sit down please."
Ray: "Well I could if I had a chair."

"You're so comfortable, it's cuz you're squishy."

"Miss Samantha, your hair is SO big!"

"Need a hug?" (he overheard me sigh in frustration)

"Batman likes bats, not rats!"

"It's alive, it's ALIVE!!" (while reading the Gingerbread Man)

Till next time!

Love, Little Mouse