One Liner Wednesday 010

"Miss Samantha, we're taking a shower!" (it was raining) -Nate, 2nd grade

"Can you buy me a diamond sword?!" -Harry, 1st grade
"I'm not buying you any swords. Who do you think I am?" -Teacher

"I had to get something injected into my butt." -Jason, 1st grade (when asked why he went to the doctor)

"I like your smell." -Jane, 2nd grade

Till next time.

Love, Little Mouse